You need a service from your health care provider you will have to trade in a codger in order to get that care. Og suspects that they fee schedule may be:
Heart surgery? Two geezers.
Colonoscopy? one geezer or two dogs.
Boob job? five geezers and a bowl of goldfish. And one abortion.
Liver replacement? One geezer and all his clothes, and a cat.
I hope the libs in congress don't read this. They may just like the idea.
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Since a majority of the libs in Congress could generously be catagorizes as "geezers", maybe not so much. :)
Gee, suddenly this is starting to sound better. I wonder what kind of medical care I could get for trading in a pelosi and a reid.
Maybe we have finally found something useful our congress critters could do for this country.
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