You need a service from your health care provider you will have to trade in a codger in order to get that care. Og suspects that they fee schedule may be:
Heart surgery? Two geezers.
Colonoscopy? one geezer or two dogs.
Boob job? five geezers and a bowl of goldfish. And one abortion.
Liver replacement? One geezer and all his clothes, and a cat.
I hope the libs in congress don't read this. They may just like the idea.