Tuesday, June 06, 2006


666, the mark of the beast, the sign of the devil.

June 6, 2006 = 6/6/06

So what should a God fearing Christian do on a day like this?

Answer: The same thing you do everyday. Get up, kiss your family, go to work, do your best all day to be the kind of person your grandmother wanted you to be. Vote! Tell your spouse you love them. Pray. Have a great big laugh at the nitwits that are making a big deal about the date on the calendar. Except for the folks in Hell, Michigan. They look like they are having a fun party today.

So if you are one of those nitwits who is all in a tizzy about today being 6-6-6. Relax, take a deep breath and for one brief moment use your brain for something other than keeping your head from imploding. Today is June 6, 2006. But what if the calendar that we use had started on wednesday instead of tuesday? Then today would be June 5, 2006, and you would be worried about tomorrow. Or if the calendar started on Monday, then yesterday would have been June 6. You get it yet. It's TIME. It's all relative. Worrying about a randomly assigned date on a random calander is beyond silly.

In fact the only thing more silly than worrying about today being 6/6/06 is me writing about it...

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