Friday, February 09, 2007

Friday Conspiracy Theory

Suddenly the antique media is all a buzz about the death of Anna Nicole Smith. All week the antique media was bubbling over with talk of astromauts and diapers. Now it's all Anna Nicole.

I have a theory:

Anna Nicole Smith was murdered by a NASA Covert Operations Agent to deflect the media attention away from astronauts and diapers.

This theory is similar to my second favorite conspiracy theory - OJ Simpson was framed for murder by the Clinton Administration to deflect media attention away from the Whitewater scandal.

Hey! Why should the lunatics have all the fun?

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