Suddenly the antique media is all a buzz about the death of Anna Nicole Smith. All week the antique media was bubbling over with talk of astromauts and diapers. Now it's all Anna Nicole.
I have a theory:
Anna Nicole Smith was murdered by a NASA Covert Operations Agent to deflect the media attention away from astronauts and diapers.
This theory is similar to my second favorite conspiracy theory - OJ Simpson was framed for murder by the Clinton Administration to deflect media attention away from the Whitewater scandal.
Hey! Why should the lunatics have all the fun?