Monday

You can tell it is really Monday today. First off I lumped lawyers and politicians all together in one generalization as "rabid attack dogs." When everyone knows that the only generalization that works for both of them is:

bottom-feeding worthless wastes of carbon and oxygen who have no useful marketable skills with which to earn an honest living.

Then in the effort to correct my mistake I accidentally told a bunch of "rabid attack dog" lawyers to "Bite Me!"

So what else is going to go wrong today?

I'm almost afraid to go to work now......