Poor Ole

Uncle Arnie would have loved this one.

Ole vas working at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidently
cut off all ten of his finkers. He vent to da emergency room in the
Clinik and vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said,
"Let's have da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do."

Ole said, "I haven't got da finkers."

"Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da fingers?" the Doctor said. "Lord-it's
2006! Ve's got microsurgery and all kinds of fancy ways da fix tings. I
could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy you didn't brink
da finkers?"

To vhich Ole says, "How vas I suppose to pick dem up?